I thought that was quite a positive review.
You guys are right about the opinions of a the tester being too big an influence on the verdict. I like firm ride, I like torque steer, I like lairy. My car has all of these and I've made it worse through modifications. 2,500rpms no boost... 3,000rpms 1bar, it's waking up... 3,500rpms, 1.4bar and then wallop! Torquesteer left, then right after correction, bang into third as it bounces off the limiter wheels still spinning, and it's away in third on to 105mph. I love it, and it's so much more predictable than rear wheel drive on dodgy cambers (like exiting roundabouts).
I think the MPS is the most similar to mine in this regard being just about the only modern hothatch with a proper diff. Relying solely on electronic traction control like the Golf and VXR do is just an example of penny pincing. I'd be keen to get rid of the torque limiter in the first three gears on a 3MPS though, to really let the thing rip

The FIAT Coupé 20vT (sorry to keep harping on about it) has a boost rise limiter as standard that cuts boost back if it rises too quickly. This has the effect of limiting torque in the lower gears (though power is largely unaffected at higher rpms). Removing it can unleash 60lbs/ft in 1st and 2nd and that makes a HUGE difference when it comes on boost (this is accomplished with a £30 chip).
I have to wonder why they never compare it to the Astra VXR or Megané though. The Golf appears to be in the next performance category down... I reckon a straight-line drag race with a Golf would put things in perspective as this ridiculous 0-60mph obsession just doesn't do it justice.
Car looks great in white though
